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Name: Connie Layla Taylor Age: 18 Height: 5’6 Weight: 223 lbs Species: Dilophosaurus Sex: Female Preference: Pansexual Hometown: Miami, FL Bio: Connie was one of the many dinosaurs created during the H.A.T.C.H. Project (Hypersynthetic Actualization of Timeworn Carnal Hatchlings). These dinosaurs of old were created to be an answer to the sexual needs of humanity.Continue reading “OC – Connie Taylor”

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Name: Diane Flora Greenwood Age: 18 Height: 5’6 Weight: 60 lbs Species: Venus Flytrap Sex: Female Preference: Pansexual Hometown: Columbus, OH Bio: Diane was grown from a genetically-modified seed at White Seed Laboratories, Inc. in Columbus, OH. She was part of an experiment to grow sexually-active plant beings to help satisfy the sexual needs ofContinue reading “OC – Diane”

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Name: Sally Irene Black Age: 21 Height: 5’6 Weight: 241 Species: Doberman Pinscher Sex: Female Preference: Bisexual Hometown: Beverly Hills, CA Bio: Sally is an officer of the Horny Interstate Patrol Syndicate. She and her partner, Farrah, patrol the highways of California looking for potential suspects who are either pent up or even virgins. SheContinue reading “OC – Sally Black”

Name: Paul David Reynolds Age: 24 Height: 6’2 Weight: 287 Species: Moth Sex: Male Preference: Pansexual Hometown: Cheyenne, WY Bio: Paul is an athletic moth who is one of the MVPs of the soccer team he’s part of. He enjoys sunny days, when he can barbecue in his backyard. He makes a pretty mean assortmentContinue reading “OC – Paul Reynolds”